"Okay, so we're in, we've got our costumes, we've got the invitations, we've got the fake names. What's the plan?" "Well, we swing in, drop the pinata, grab the presents and go. Easy peasy." "Easy peasy? Have you ever been to a children's party, Bill? Those kids go wild. Like, I've seen them take down a bouncy castle. What makes you think they won't take us down?" "I don't know, maybe because we're not a bouncy castle?" "Good point. Okay, fine. We get in, we get the presents, we get out. But what about the adults? There's going to be parents and party planners and caterers and—" "And security guards?" "I was trying not to think about that. What do we do about the security guard?" "Ooh, I know! We bribe him with cake!" "Bill, that's not a plan, that's just...I don't even know what that is." "It's a cake-based plan! And it's a good one! Who doesn't love cake?" "Fine. Cake it is. Now let's get to work on the fake names. I want something festive but not too festive. Do you think Holly and Noel are too much?" "No, they're perfect! And we can be siblings. 'Hey, I'm Holly and this is my brother Noel!' It sounds so wholesome."