"So, Molly," Bill whispered, "what's the plan?" "We blend in, grab the loot, then slip away unnoticed," Molly replied. "But it's a kid's party... we're hardly inconspicuous." "Not to worry, I've got us covered." Molly pulled out two colorful party hats. "You've got to be kidding me..." "Trust me, Bill. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Or in this case, when at a kid's party..." "Fine, let's just get this over with." The two thieves donned their festive disguises and entered the party. "Alright, Bill, follow my lead," Molly said, scooping up an abandoned cupcake. "What are you doing?" "Making small talk. Watch and learn." Molly sidled up to a group of parents. "These cupcakes are divine! Did you make them yourself?" One parent beamed. "Yes! I'm so glad you like them." As Molly chatted, Bill covertly gathered the presents. "Okay, I've got them all," he whispered. "Let's go." The two thieves slipped out the door, their bags full of loot. "See, Bill? I told you we'd blend in." "Next time, Molly," Bill sighed, "let's just rob a bank."