"Okay, so the kids' birthday party is tomorrow. What's our plan to get in and get out with all those presents?" Molly asked. "Simple, we blend in," Bill replied. "Bill, we're adults. We can't just walk into a kid's party without raising suspicion!" Molly scoffed. "We can if we dress the part. I got us some costumes," Bill said, pulling out two bright, colorful clown outfits. Molly's eyes widened. "You want us to be...clowns?" "Why not? Parents hire clowns for kids' parties all the time. We can blend in, grab the gifts, and leave. Easy-peasy!" Bill exclaimed. "Fine," Molly sighed, grabbing the costume. "But you owe me a margarita after this." \*\*\* "Clown Molly and Clown Bill are here!" they announced as they burst into the party. The children cheered while parents gave them strange looks. "I hate this already," Molly whispered to Bill. "Just smile and play along," Bill whispered back. They entertained the kids with balloon animals and magic tricks until it was time for cake and presents. As the kids surrounded the birthday boy, Molly and Bill inched towards the gift table. "Now?" Molly asked quietly. "Not yet. Wait for the right moment," Bill replied. As soon as the kid blew out the candles, Molly and Bill grabbed as many presents as they could carry. "Happy birthday!" they yelled before running out the door. "Hey! Those clowns stole the presents!" a parent shouted. "Stop those clowns!" another parent cried. Molly and Bill sprinted to their getaway car, still in full clown costume, presents in tow. "That was exhilarating!" Molly exclaimed as they peeled out of the driveway, laughing. "Told you it'd work," Bill said with a grin. "Let's go drop these off and get those margaritas." "Now that's a plan I can get behind," Molly replied.