In the dimly lit corner of a seedy bar, Molly nursed a whiskey, her eyes scanning the room. Bill, his face obscured by a newspaper, sipped his tea, casually flicking through the sports section. "So, we've got a job," Molly began, her voice low and raspy, like the gravel on the road. Bill lowered his paper, casting a quick glance around. "A children's party, you said?" Molly nodded. "Yeah, some rich kid's birthday. Tons of presents, and the parents won't be around. Easy in, easy out." Bill chuckled, leaning back in his chair. "Sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?" Molly rolled her eyes. "There's always a catch. The kid is a bit of a brat, apparently. Screams like a banshee when he doesn't get his way." Bill smirked. "Well, that's just a bonus, isn't it? More distractions for the parents." Molly raised an eyebrow. "If you say so. Now, we need a plan. I've got the lock picked, but we'll need to get in and out before the parents come back." Bill folded his paper and set it aside. "I've got the distraction. I'll dress up as a clown and start a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'. That should keep the brats busy." Molly snickered. "You're a terrible actor, Bill. But I suppose it's worth a shot. Just make sure you don't break anything." Bill grinned. "Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Now, what about the presents?" Molly smirked. "You'll have to trust me on that. I've got a plan, but it involves a lot of running." Bill raised an eyebrow. "Running? You know how much I hate running." Molly laughed. "Sorry, Bill. But trust me, it'll be worth it. We'll have more loot than we know what to do with." Bill sighed dramatically. "Alright, fine. But if I get winded, I'm blaming you." Molly chuckled. "Deal. Now, let's get this show on the road. We've got a children's party to crash." Bill stood up, straightening his coat. "Lead the way, partner. The future of our criminal empire depends on it." As they made their way out of the bar, Molly couldn't help but laugh. "You know, for a pair of thieves, we're a pretty convincing pair. What do you think?" Bill smirked. "I think we make quite the duo. Now come on, let's steal some presents."