Molly: "So, Bill, you've got the little ones' master plan?" Bill: "Sure thing, Mol. We'll be the life of the party - literally. We'll dress up as clowns, right?" Molly: "Clowns? Really, Bill? I've got a better idea - we'll be the maid and the butler. It's classy, plus we can blend in with the decorations." Bill: "What about the presents? How are we gonna get our hands on them without raising suspicion?" Molly: "Easy. We'll 'accidentally' drop a present, then 'pick it up' and 'oh so gently' place it in our bag. No one will notice." Bill: "And if there's a security guard, or worse, the parent of the child of the year?" Molly: "We'll just... 'clown around' with them. Distract, misdirect. You know the drill." Bill: "Right, right. And you'll make sure to 'accidentally' leave our trail of clues right back to us?" Molly: "Of course. It's all about the art of misdirection." Bill: "That's what I thought. Now, let's go. The kids are waiting, and the presents aren't going to steal themselves."