In the heart of a bustling city, nestled between a cramped bookstore and a neon-lit bar, there stood an unassuming apartment. This was no ordinary abode; it was the secret hideout of two notorious thieves, Molly and Bill. They were known for their audacious heists, and tonight's target was a children's birthday party just down the block. Molly, with her pixie cut and eyes as sharp as a hawk's, was frantically checking her watch. "Bill, you said it was 7:30. Why are we still here?" Bill, a lanky fellow with a mop of red hair and a nose that seemed to have been broken a few too many times, glanced up from his map. "I'm looking for the best route, Molly. We can't just barrel in like we're a couple of reckless teenagers." Molly rolled her eyes. "We're not teenagers, Bill. We're criminals. And we've got a job to do." Bill shrugged, tucking the map into his coat pocket. "Well, then let's do it. But first, we need a distraction." Molly smirked. "You mean, like what? A firecracker in the cake?" Bill chuckled. "No, something more subtle. Something that'll keep the kids and their parents occupied while we slip in and out unnoticed." Molly's eyes lit up. "I know! We'll break into the party and... steal all the presents!" Bill raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure that's a good idea, Molly? We're not exactly known for our charm." Molly waved her hand dismissively. "It's a perfect plan. We'll dress up as clowns, scare the kids, and then we're in and out before anyone knows what hit them. The presents will be ours." Bill scratched his chin, considering. "Well, the plan sounds... risky. But if it'll get us what we want, then I'm in." Molly grinned, her eyes gleaming with excitement. "Exactly. Now, let's get ready. It's showtime, Bill." Bill chuckled, standing up and helping Molly to her feet. "You know, for a couple of criminals, you sure do have a lot of guts, Molly." Molly laughed, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "That's because, Bill, we're not just criminals. We're comedic heists." With a wink, they slipped out of the apartment and into the night, ready to make their grand entrance.