Molly paced back and forth in front of the large, hand-drawn map of "Kiddie Kingdom" plastered on the wall, her eyes scanning the layout of the children's play center. Bill lounged on the worn couch, tossing a small rubber ball in the air, catching it with a smack. "Alright, here's the plan," Molly began, tracing the path they'd take with her finger. "We sneak in through the ventilation shaft in the ball pit –" "Ugh, do we have to? I still have nightmares about the ball pit from the Johnson's kid's birthday party last year," Bill interrupted, his face scrunched in distaste. "Focus, Bill. We go in through the ball pit, make our way to the party room, and swap out the gift table with our identical fake one," Molly continued, unfazed. "Identical, huh? How'd you manage that?" "I bribed a party planner with an impressive collection of vintage My Little Pony figurines. Now, once the presents are safely in our 'gift table,' we grab the real deal and make a swift exit via the emergency door disguised as a giant, fluffy rabbit." "Fluffy rabbit, eh? You're a genius, Molly." "Don't waste your awe just yet, we still have a major hurdle: blending in with the, you know, actual children." Bill snorted, the rubber ball slipping from his fingers. "Oh, this should be good. What's the plan for not getting caught by a sea of sugar-high, birthday-pavarotti wannabes?" Molly rummaged through a nearby duffel bag, producing two bright orange wigs, a pair of oversized, novelty sunglasses, and what appeared to be a mismatched set of children's party hats. "Ta-da! Instant kid disguise!" Bill stared at the getup, aghast. "You can't be serious. We look like rejects from a bad 80s music video." "Hey, these wigs are top-notch – I got them from a genuine 'Kids' Birthday Party in a Box' kit. We'll fit right in, I swear." "I have a better idea," Bill said, a sly grin spreading across his face. "Why steal just the presents when we can steal the show? Literally." Molly raised an eyebrow, intrigued despite herself. "Go on." "We pose as the entertainment – 'Blinky and Sparkles, Kid-tastic Party Duo'! We 'accidentally' incorporate present-swapping into our magic act. The kids will be none the wiser, and the parents will be too distracted by our... unique talents to notice." A slow, devious smile spread across Molly's face, meeting Bill's in a perfect, mischievous harmony. "Now that's a plan worth stealing." "Last thing," Bill added, his grin still plastered on his face. "If we get caught, I'm blaming the wigs."