Molly: Okay, Bill, hear me out. We infiltrate the birthday bash, grab the presents, and nobody's the wiser. Bill: Molly, are you sure that’s a good idea? Kids parties are chaos. We’ll end up with whipped cream on our faces and balloon animals in our hair. Molly: That’s the charm! Plus, the presents are stacked right by the snack table. Easy pickings. Bill: But what if the parents catch us? Kids are loud, and I’m terrible at hiding my excitement. Remember last time? I tripped over a piñata. Molly: That was your fault for trying to fit inside a giant cupcake. Here’s the plan: I distract the clown, you cover the gift stack. Bill: The clown? Molly, he’s huge and painted like a rainbow tornado. Do you really want to tangle with Mr. Jingles? Molly: Trust me. I’ll charm him with my fake microphone. Meanwhile, you stealthily grab the presents. Quick and quiet. Bill: What if we get caught? Do we run, or try to negotiate with a five-year-old? Molly: No negotiations. Just swift action. And remember, no candy deposits in the bag. We’re not trying to become party favors ourselves. Bill: Fine. But if I get caught, you’re explaining this to my parole officer. Molly: Deal. Now, let’s make it snappy before the cake is cut.