Under flickering streetlights, Molly and Bill crouch behind a trash bin outside a suburban house. Their target: children's birthday party. Molly: "Alright Bill, you ready to snatch every glittery wrapped box before the bouncy clown notices?" Bill: "Snatch? I was thinking nick, swipe, purloin, but snatch works." Molly: "Good, our heist vocabulary is as versatile as our sock drawer." Bill: "We need disguises. I'm in full construction hat mode." Molly: "Or we could pose as clumsy magicians. Confuse kids with glitter bombs." Bill: "Glitter bombs attract every parent within a two-mile radius. Too risky." Molly: "Fine. Babysitter cover. I'll rent octopus arms to handle multiple gifts." Bill: "Do octopus arms come with nappies and lullaby playlists?" Molly: "Probably optional accessories. We need an exit strategy, too." Bill: "Roof slide? Party tent tarp to skid down lawn?" Molly: "Nice. Then speed scooter getaway through sprinklers." Bill: "What about ninjas? Smoke bombs?" Molly: "We'd be outclassed by chocolate cake smears. Stick to plan." Bill: "Plan: Babysitter octopus, roof slide, speed scooter. Got it." Molly: "Perfect. Let's grab those presents like sugar-crazed pirates." Bill: "Sugar-crazed pirates with impeccable timing. Showtime." Molly: "Ready your seven-pocket utility vest. I'll pack candy wrappers for evidence suppression."