Molly and Bill crouch behind a dense hedge near the brightly lit house. Tinsel glints around the front window quietly. Molly: "Okay, Bill, what's the plan for tonight?" Bill: "We sneak through the back gate, disable the alarm, then slip into the living room." Molly: "Back gate creaks like a haunted mansion. We need a distraction." Bill: "I'll hire a mechanical kitten puppet and send it in first." Molly: "Everyone loves kittens. They coo and look away." Bill: "While they're distracted we scoop up the presents." Molly: "Don't forget the confetti cannon." Bill: "Right. Sparkly chaos equals perfect cover." Molly: "What about the clown in the corner?" Bill: "I'll dress as the birthday mime. No one suspects silent balloon." Molly: "Brilliant. While you're miming I'll slip past the cake table." Bill: "Got a grappling hook hidden in my pocket." Molly: "After the swap signal we race to the getaway van." Bill: "Parents will check morning. Too late by dawn." Molly: "I'm nervous. Kids or sugar highs equal chaos." Bill: "Relax. Stick to the script and we'll be golden." Molly: "Okay. Let's move before the piñata starts." Bill: "Remember stealth over speed. Ninja vibes." Molly: "Got it. Shh." Bill: "Go quick."