"Remind me why we're robbing a six-year-old's birthday party?" "Because Tommy Henderson's daddy is loaded, and rich kids get expensive toys." "Molly, this feels morally questionable, even for us." "Says the guy who helped me steal a wedding cake last month." "That was different! The bride was my ex-wife." "Look, Bill, we case the joint during pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Kids'll be blindfolded and dizzy." "What if there's a clown?" "What about clowns?" "I hate clowns. They're unpredictable. Remember the circus job?" "That clown saved our necks by accidentally triggering the fire alarm." "He also gave me nightmares for weeks." "Focus! We slip in through the back gate while they're doing cake. Grab the present pile and bolt." "Won't the parents notice two adults lurking around a kiddie party?" "We'll disguise ourselves as entertainers. I'll be a princess, you can be a pirate." "I draw the line at face paint." "Fine, but you're wearing the eye patch." "This is insane." "Insanely profitable. Those presents could fund our vacation to Cabo." "Alright, but if anyone starts singing 'Happy Birthday,' I'm out."