"Bill, we need the latex gloves, lockpicks, and grappling hooks." "Molly, we're breaking into a Chuck E. Cheese, not Fort Knox." "Professional preparation prevents poor performance, Bill. What's our entry point?" "The birthday party is in the back room. We go through the ball pit." "Brilliant! Nobody suspects thieves emerging from colorful plastic spheres. What about surveillance?" "Two soccer moms with iPhones. I'll create a distraction by challenging the birthday boy to skee-ball." "Perfect. I'll infiltrate the present table while you're losing to a seven-year-old. What's our cover story if we're caught?" "We're the entertainment. I'm Captain Chaos, you're Lady Larceny." "Those names are terrible, Bill." "Fine! You come up with superhero aliases!" "How about we just say we're late relatives?" "Molly, you realize we're stealing from children, right? Actual children?" "They'll learn valuable life lessons about disappointment and loss. We're basically teachers, Bill." "Teachers don't usually rappel through skylight windows." "Clearly you never had Mrs. Henderson for third-grade math. Ready?" "Ready. Operation Tiny Victim is a go."