"Bill, are you seriously suggesting we dress as clowns?" "Think about it, Molly. Nobody suspects the entertainment." "I hate children. They're sticky and loud and they ask too many questions." "That's why this is perfect! We blend in, grab the loot, and disappear before anyone notices." "What if they want us to make balloon animals?" "YouTube tutorial. I already watched three." "This is insane. We're grown adults planning to rob six-year-olds." "Technically, we're robbing their parents. The kids didn't buy those presents." "That doesn't make it better, Bill!" "Come on, it's genius. While everyone's distracted by cake and pin-the-tail-whatever, we load up the van." "And when little Timmy asks where his Power Rangers went?" "We'll be long gone. Besides, kids forget everything." "I can't believe I'm saying this, but fine. But I draw the line at face paint." "Deal. Though the red nose really brings out your eyes." "Shut up and find us some oversized shoes." "Already ordered them. Size twenty-two, extra squeaky." "I'm going to jail for squeaky shoes."