"Bill, are you absolutely certain this is our best option?" "Molly, trust me. Kids' birthday parties are goldmines. iPads, gaming consoles, expensive toys." "We're literally planning to steal from children." "Think of it as redistributing wealth from spoiled rich kids." "That six-year-old worked really hard for her Nintendo Switch, did she?" "Look, the Hendersons throw these massive parties. Last year they had a pony and a chocolate fountain." "And how exactly do we blend in? You're forty-three and I'm wearing leather pants." "Easy. We're the entertainment. I'll be a clown, you're my assistant." "Bill, you're terrified of balloons." "I've been practicing. Watch." Bill attempted a balloon animal, immediately jumping when it popped. "Minor setback." "What's our exit strategy when little Timmy starts crying because his robot dinosaur disappeared?" "Chaos is our friend, Molly. Kids crying, parents panicking, we slip out the back." "With arms full of wrapped presents." "We'll use the bouncy castle as a decoy." "I can't believe I'm saying this, but when do we start practicing your balloon animals?" "That's my girl."