"Bill, remind me why we're robbing a six-year-old's birthday party?" "Easy money, Molly. Kids get cash gifts, fancy toys, gift cards—" "We're literally stealing candy from babies." "Technically, stealing presents from toddlers. Totally different ethical framework." "Oh, wonderful. That makes it so much better." "Look, my nephew went to one of these parties last week. The birthday girl got a tablet, designer clothes, jewelry—" "Jewelry? What kind of jewelry does a kindergartner need?" "Apparently diamond earrings are very popular with the preschool crowd." "This is insane. How do we even get in?" "Simple. We dress up as clowns." "Absolutely not." "Come on! I already rented the costumes." "Bill, I have coulrophobia." "You're afraid of clowns but you'll rob children?" "Everyone has their limits." "Fine. We'll go as face painters." "Do you know how to face paint?" "How hard can it be? Triangle nose, some whiskers—" "We're going to get arrested." "Only if we're bad at it." "We're definitely going to get arrested." "That's the spirit! So, we're doing this?" "God help me, yes."