“Are you certain this is the optimal target, Molly?” “Optimal? Bill, it’s a goldmine of unsuspecting loot! Think of the sheer volume of… consumer goods.” “But a children’s birthday party? The ethics are questionable at best.” “Ethics? We’re thieves, Bill, not Mother Teresa. Besides, they’ll get new presents. Their parents will just buy more. It’s practically a public service, stimulating the toy economy.” “I suppose. And the security?” “A bouncy castle and a clown named ‘Sprinkles’. I’m confident we can handle Sprinkles.” “What about the parents? They won’t be distracted by the bouncy castle and Sprinkles as we abscond with their offspring's bounty?” “Precisely. Sprinkles is our distraction. While he’s twisting balloons into sad, droopy dogs, we’ll be twisting present ribbons into… our advantage. You handle the ‘Sprinkles Containment Protocol’, I’ll manage the ‘Gift Consolidation Initiative’.” “Sprinkles Containment Protocol? Sounds like something from a government agency.” “It *is* a government agency, Bill. The agency of ‘getting rich’. Now, what’s your preferred method of deactivating a six-year-old on a sugar rush?” “I was thinking a gentle suggestion of imminent naptime.” “Adorable, Bill. But we’re on a schedule. Let’s stick to Plan A: massive overstimulation and a timely power outage.”