"Check the perimeter, Bill." "The bouncy castle's blocking my line of sight, Molly." "Forget the inflatable dragon. Is the target secure?" "The pile of loot is centered between the juice boxes and the gluten-free cupcakes." "Excellent. Phase one: the distraction. You go in as the rogue clown." "I told you, I'm not wearing the nose. It whistles when I breathe." "Bill, the nose is tactical camouflage. No one suspects a honking clown of grand larceny." "What about the kids? They’re sticky, Molly. They have jam on fingers I didn't even know they had." "Use the smoke bomb." "The one that smells like lavender?" "It’s the only way to mask your scent. Once the toddlers are disoriented by the 'magical mist,' I'll bag the Lego sets." "Wait, what's that noise? Is that a toddler with a plastic hammer?" "Code Red, Bill! He’s a bouncer. Take him out with the animal balloons." "I can't make a giraffe under pressure!" "Just twist it until it screams! Grab the Xbox and meet me by the sandbox." "Do we have an extraction team?" "Your mom is idling the minivan by the swing set. Move!"