"Check the perimeter, Bill." "The bouncy castle is blocking my line of sight, Molly." "Forget the inflatable dragon. Focus on the target. Is the cake served?" "Not yet. The clown is still failing at balloon animals." "Good. That gives us ten minutes before the sugar crash happens. Do you have the camouflage?" "I’m wearing a tutu and a cone hat. I look like a deranged fairy godmother." "You look invisible. Now, the gift table is guarded by a toddler in a dinosaur suit." "A raptor? Or a T-Rex?" "Does it matter?" "The T-Rex has a limited range of motion, Molly. It’s tactical." "He’s sticky, Bill. That’s the real threat. If he touches the bag, we’re compromised." "I’ll distract him with the juice boxes. You grab the Lego sets and the remote-control jeep." "Leave the clothes. We only want the high-velocity plastic." "What about the giant teddy bear?" "Too much bulk. We need to be aerodynamic when the magician starts his finale." "Is it wrong to steal from a six-year-old?" "He’s getting a pony next year. He’ll survive. Move in on my signal." "Wait, is that a piñata?" "Focus, Bill!" "But it's full of Snickers!"