"Forget the lasers, Bill, it’s a bouncy castle. The squeaking alone will blow our cover." "It’s a tactical obstacle course, Molly! You hit the slide wrong and you’re airborne straight into the petting zoo." "Just grab the hamster wheel and keep moving. What’s the payload look like?" "Sixty packages, all high-value. I spotted a Lego Death Star through the tear in the wrapping paper. That’s retail value in the four digits." "Heavy. We’ll need the duffel bags with the clown faces." "I told you, I hate those bags. They make me look like a creep." "You’re swiping toys from a five-year-old’s birthday party, Bill. Respectability went out the window hours ago. What’s the security like?" "One golden retriever and a very vigilant grandmother with a smartphone." "Damn. Non-lethal takedowns only. We cannot have a grandmother incident on the record." "Right. I’ll distract the dog with a tennis ball. You swipe the table." "And the cake?" "We leave the cake, Molly. We aren't animals." "Fine. But if I see a goody bag with chocolate coins, I’m dipping." "Stay focused! We have a thirty-second window before the magician starts pulling rabbits out of hats." "Rabbits? That changes things. I’m allergic."