"Check the perimeter." "It's a bounce house, Bill." "Exactly. High-altitude surveillance. Did you bring the silencing grease?" "It’s a tube of Goo Gone. Why are we doing this?" "The Jensen kid got a vintage Neo-Geo. It’s worth three grand. Maybe four." "He’s seven. He wants Paw Patrol." "Information is power, Molly. My inside source says vintage gaming." "Your source is a Reddit thread about his dad’s basement." "Details. Are the distractions ready?" "I have three boxes of high-fructose juice poppers and a bag of feral glitter." "Perfect. When the clown starts the balloon animals, that’s our window." "What if the clown is armed?" "With what? A squeaky nose?" "Psychological warfare, Bill. I don't trust anyone in oversized shoes. Is the getaway vehicle idling?" "The tricycle is stashed behind the hydrangeas." "The tricycle? We’re grown adults." "Low profile, Molly. Lower centers of gravity. Now, don your mask." "It’s a paper plate with eye holes." "It’s an invisibility cloak made of budget office supplies. On my signal, we breach the gift table." "I hate you." "Less talking, more pilfering. Go!"