"Check the perimeter, Bill." "I see a bouncy castle. It’s blocking the north exit." "Forget the castle. Focus on the target." "The pile of neon wrapping paper by the snack table?" "Precisely. High-value cardboard boxes, Bill. Minimal security." "Except for the clown. He’s got eyes like a hawk and a squeaky nose." "The clown is a distraction. He’s preoccupied with balloon giraffes." "What’s the tactical approach?" "We move during 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey.' Blindfolds are our best friends." "Brilliant. Total visual impairment for the hostiles." "Exactly. When the chanting starts, we swap the gifts for these decoy bricks." "Wait, why bricks? They’re heavy." "Weight suggests quality, Bill. Basic physics." "And the getaway?" "The slide. It leads directly to the bushes." "I hate the slide. It generates static electricity." "Sacrifice for the craft, Bill. Do you want the LEGO sets or not?" "I want the LEGOs. Especially the Star Wars ones." "Then synchronize watches. On the count of three, we enter the ball pit." "Copy that. Initiating stealth crawl." "Watch the juice boxes! They’re sticky!" "Too late. I’m compromised!" "Pull it together, Bill! For the loot!"