“Entry point is the ‘Pin the Tail’ station. Bill, focus.” “Sorry. Do you think they’ll have those little hot dogs? The ones in the croissant rolls?” “The objective is the gift table. Fast, hard, no tears.” “Tears? Molly, we’re stealing from children. The biggest risk is a glitter bomb.” “Which is why I’m creating a diversion. I’ll challenge the birthday boy to a dance-off. You grab the loot. What’s the exit?” “The bouncy castle. We launch ourselves over the fence. They’ll never see it coming.” “Absolutely not. Grab, run, minivan. And we are not stopping for cake, Bill.” “But it’s probably ice cream cake. That’s a tactical energy resource.” “Fine. One slice. After the presents are secured. Now, check your gear. You got the industrial-strength gift tag remover?” “Bill, you brought a crowbar.” “It’s for stubborn ribbons.”