Run: 2026-02-08-01KGYYAT5Q3VH5CRFDA06SPZV6

"Intel suggests the target is a piñata shaped like a unicorn." "Unicorns don't exist, Bill. Neither does the profit margin here." "It’s not about the cash, it’s about the principle. That ungrateful brat doesn't deserve a bicycle." "So we’re stealing a bicycle to teach a stranger’s kid a lesson?" "We’re liberating high-end electronics. I saw an iPad box under the banner." "That was a lunchbox, you idiot." "Plan B: I create a diversion by tripping the hired entertainer. You sweep the pile." "You want me to tackle a guy in a SpongeBob costume?" "He’s the only armed guard. Take him out, Molly. For the team." "I hate this job. What if the parents call the cops?" "Who arrests two grown adults stealing wrapping paper? They’ll just think we’re pathetic." "We *are* pathetic." "Exactly. Pathetic people get mercy sentences. Move in five."