"Okay, sweep the perimeter. I see a bunny hopper. The layout is compromised by plastic army men." "Ignore the distractions, Bill. The pattern of human traffic is predictable. The candy table is the choke point." "So we smash through the glass jars?" "No. You distract them with a sparkler. That buys us exactly three minutes." "Three minutes is barely enough time to grab the big box under the tree." "Brilliant. But watch the monitor. That toddler is a sniper." "The bloody kid has a paintball gun. My kevlar won't stop a Styrofoam pellet." "Keep your head down. I’m setting the GPS tracker on the loot." "We need the tactical stealth approach." "Totally. Disguise yourself as a clown? I have the greasepaint." "No. I am the wind. I am invisible. Unseen by the parents, unstoppable by the candy." "Alright, check. Stealth, rockets, and the Christmas cargo."