"So we're really doing this?" Molly whispered, adjusting her fake mustache. "Kids' birthday party at the Hilton, Saturday night. Mountains of wrapped boxes. What could go wrong?" Bill said. "Everything. We could get arrested for kidnapping adjacent crimes." "It's not kidnapping if we don't take the kids." "We're stealing their presents, Bill. That's basically emotional kidnapping." "Is it though? Think about it. These are rich kids. They'll get more presents next week." "That's not how morality works." "Look, we've robbed banks, art galleries, a minor league baseball stadium—" "We needed the copper wiring!" "—and you're drawing the line at a children's party?" Molly sighed. "When you say it like that, I sound insane." "You're not insane. You're brilliant. We'll dress as party entertainers. They'll never suspect us." "I don't know how to entertain children." "Just make balloon animals and steal stuff." "That's your entire plan? Balloon animals as a cover for grand larceny?" "Works every time." "We've never done this before!" "Exactly. They won't see it coming." Bill grinned. "Besides, what's the worst that could happen?" Molly stared at him. "Don't say that. Never say that."