"Bill, are you ready to deploy?" "I’m sitting down, Molly. And looking at a bouncy castle that costs more than my car." "Calm down. We’re taking the loot, we’re out before the clowns arrive. The census data shows zero adults, meaning the parental radar is disabled." "We’re stealing toys from toddlers. This isn’t a heist, it’s a kidnapping with better packaging." "It’s an acquisition. I’ve analyzed the route. The blind spot behind the piñata covers the exchange zone. We move in under the noise of the squeaky slide." "And if we get caught? How are we going to explain a bag full of Ninja Turtles to a judge?" "We won’t get caught. We are ghosts. Minimal visual footprint, maximum grab." "The scariest thing here is the sugar crash. How are we processing the loot?" "It’s all high-resolution electronics and plushies. We strip the foil, we melt the plastic. Efficiency is key." "You’re a monster." "I’m an entrepreneur. Now, get behind me."