“The blueprints are a napkin, Bill, so focus.” “I *am* focused. It’s just… the cake has a volcano made of frosting. Lava.” “The primary objective is the gift mountain, not a sugar-based geological formation. The bouncy castle is the natural choke point, heavily guarded by sugar-crazed seven-year-olds.” “So I go in loud? Start a conga line?” “You will feign an ankle twist near the dip. That’s our window of opportunity during the ‘Pin the Tail on the Donkey’ phase.” “Right, right. And the dads? Any intel on their barbecue tongs? Are they the long-pronged variety?” “Unpredictable. Stick to the plan. When the music starts, we move.” “Just one more thing, Mol.” “What, Bill?” “Are we sure these are good presents? Last time, it was mostly bath bombs and novelty socks.”