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"Stop laughing, Bill. This is serious business." "Serious? Molly, we are discussing stealing from a six-year-old's birthday party. The security system is a clown named Bongo who eats balloons for lunch." "Bongo is a distraction. The real threat is the parents. They have eyes in the back of their heads and an uncanny ability to spot suspicious behavior near the gift table." "Suspicious behavior? We're wearing tuxedos. We look like magicians who lost their rabbit." "Exactly. Magicians are invisible to the human eye when they say 'abracadabra.' It's basic psychology. Now, look at the blueprints. The cake is the centerpiece, which means the presents are stacked directly behind the punch bowl." "The punch bowl? That's a liquid hazard. One slip and I'm sliding into the bounce house like a human pinball." "That's why you'll wear the grippy socks. I got them from a yoga studio last week. Very high traction." "Grippy socks. Right. And what's our exit strategy? Do we run out the front door screaming 'keep the change'?" "No, we utilize the emergency exit near the ball pit. It leads straight to the van. We load the goods, drive away, and by the time they realize the Xboxes are gone, we'll be in another county." "Wait, Xboxes? I thought we were after cash or jewelry." "Bill, have you seen the price of gaming consoles lately? Kids today get better tech than NASA. Plus, we can fence them easily on the black market known as eBay." "eBay requires shipping labels and customer service. I'm a thief, not a logistics manager." "We'll figure it out later. Focus on the timeline. The magic show starts at two. That's when everyone is distracted by the guy sawing a lady in half. Probably a fake lady, but still, it draws a crowd." "And while they're gasping at the fake dismemberment, we swoop in?" "Precisely. I'll create a diversion involving a rogue piñata. You grab the loot." "A rogue piñata? How do you make a piñata rogue?" "I cut the string early. It swings wildly, people scream, chaos ensues. Perfect cover." "You're insane. Absolutely bonkers. I love it." "Good. Now, do we have a code name for this operation?" "Operation Sugar Rush?" "Too obvious. How about Operation Sticky Fingers?" "Also too obvious. Let's go with Operation Birthday Bandits." "Classic. I like it. Okay, let's run through the roles one more time. I'm the distraction, you're the grabber." "And if Bongo the Clown catches us?" "Then you tell him you're his new assistant. Everyone loves a good magic trick involving disappearing gifts." "This plan has more holes than Swiss cheese, Molly." "That's why it's brilliant. Nobody expects a heist this dumb to actually work. Now, grab your grippy socks and let's go save some presents from a life of being played with." "You mean steal them." "Semantics, Bill. Semantics. Let's move."