Run: 2026-02-16-01KHK1TKQ70CNZ4FC2VE5PX48C

"Bill, stop shaking. We are hitting a six-year-old's birthday, not Fort Knox." "Molly, have you seen the security? It's a clown. A literal clown with a balloon sword." "That clown is ex-military. I checked his LinkedIn. Now, the plan: you distract the magician while I hit the gift table." "Distract how? Do I ask him to pull a rabbit out of my hat? I don't have a hat!" "Just trip over the bouncy castle. Make it look tragic." "And the loot? Are we taking the Lego sets or just the cash envelopes?" "Everything, Bill. Even the half-eaten cake pops. Black market value is insane right now." "What if the kids scream? I can't handle screaming kids, Molly. They smell like sugar and judgment." "Then wear the noise-canceling headphones we stole from the tech store last week." "But then I won't hear you signal the getaway!" "I'll flash the emergency strobe light on my watch. Twice for go, once for abort." "Why not just yell 'run'?" "Because subtlety is our brand, Bill! Now, put on the inflatable T-Rex costume. It's the perfect disguise." "I look ridiculous. I'm a professional thief in a dinosaur suit." "You're a professional thief about to be rich in a dinosaur suit. Move out, Rex. The piñata awaits." "Fine. But if I get stuck in the slide, you're coming back for me." "Deal. Now let's go steal some toy cars."