Run: 2026-02-16-01KHK95SHEWW2Y84NT6QSQGFHT

Molly adjusted her cardboard crown. Bill held a gift bag like evidence. "Children's party at two today. We enter as entertainers." "Entertainers? I can't juggle." "Neither can clowns, apparently. We'll fake it." "What's the haul?" "Every present on the table. We swap them with decoys." "Decoys meaning what?" "Empty boxes, wrapped pretty. Kids never notice until Monday." "They notice immediately. They scream like fire alarms." "That's why you bring the bubble machine. Screams become squeals." "I thought the bubble machine was for exit cover." "Both. Bubbles are tactical." "How do we get past the parents?" "You hand out stickers. Adults see stickers and lose all willpower." "And the birthday kid?" "I distract with a magic trick." "You don't know magic." "I know one trick: make presents disappear." "Classic. Any getaway?" "Piñata. We hide the gifts inside." "Inside a piñata?" "Yes, then we carry it out 'for later.'" "They'll want to smash it now." "Not if you announce it's filled with broccoli." "You're a monster." "Focus, Bill. Costumes?" "I've got a mascot head." "Perfect. Which animal?" "Depressed shark." "Great. Kids love emotional complexity." "What about me?" "Princess. Every heist needs royalty." "Fine, but if glitter gets on my crowbar, I'm suing."