Run: 2026-02-16-01KHK9731QK0MNRTP8F92N6PX4

“Bill: Molly, it’s a kid’s party. Balloons, clowns, and the kind of screaming that summons cops.” “Molly: Perfect. Screaming is cover. Presents are cash wearing paper.” “Bill: Tell me again why we’re not robbing a bank.” “Molly: Because banks have locks. This place has juice boxes and trust.” “Bill: Fine. How do we get in?” “Molly: We stroll in. You carry a cake. I carry a clipboard. People worship clipboards.” “Bill: What’s on it?” “Molly: Nothing. Empty authority still pays dividends.” “Bill: Then what?” “Molly: We ‘organize’ the gift table. All those bags into one convenient pile.” “Bill: They’re wrapped in dinosaurs.” “Molly: So are rich people’s mistakes. We don’t open them.” “Bill: Complications?” “Molly: Birthday dad’s an off-duty cop.” “Bill: You knew?” “Molly: I invited him. He’ll be busy pretending to be fun.” “Bill: If he spots us?” “Molly: We put a party hat on him. No one arrests a criminal while wearing a rainbow cone.” “Bill: And the kids?” “Molly: Piñata early. Candy blizzard. Adults panic. We exit with the ‘safety donations.’” “Bill: I can’t say ‘safety donations’ without sweating confetti.” “Molly: Smile. Nothing scares parents like a serious adult.” “Bill: What if the pony recognizes me again?”