Run: 2026-02-16-01KHK98BJCB6RYNRMK3WES0SB2

They crouched behind the bouncy castle, listening to squeals and kazoo music. "Molly, why are we robbing eight-year-olds?" "Because, Bill, the loot is pre-wrapped and labeled. Efficiency." "Still feels wrong." "Wrong is leaving unclaimed LEGO sets on a table." "What's the entry plan?" "We go as entertainers. You, magician; me, balloon artist." "I can’t do magic." "You can vanish. You do it emotionally every time I ask for rent." "Harsh. Okay, disguise?" "Top hats, glitter vests, fake smiles. The parents will applaud anything." "And the presents?" "Phase two: 'Surprise Treasure Hunt.' We lead the kids outside." "With what, candy?" "With a dramatic map and your tragic card tricks." "While they're hunting, we scoop the gifts?" "Exactly. Bag them, walk out like heroes." "What about the birthday kid?" "I'll give them a balloon dog. Very therapeutic." "And if a parent asks?" "Say it's for 'game redistribution.' Use a serious voice." "Serious voice?" "'Ma’am, we’re optimizing fun.'" "Security?" "Clown hired from Craigslist. I checked his reviews: 'Mostly sober.'" "Exit strategy?" "Drive away in the ice-cream truck." "We don’t have an ice-cream truck." "We will in ten minutes, Bill. Keep up." "I'm sweating." "Great. Glitter sticks better." "Also, Bill, stop eating the piñata."