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"Molly, you sure this is a heist?" Bill asked. "Absolutely. Tiny guests, huge loot. Wrapping paper is just camouflage," Molly said. "It's a children's party." "Exactly. Nobody suspects the adults with a duffel bag." "What’s in the bag?" "Snacks. We blend in. Criminals never eat carrot sticks." "I thought we were stealing presents, not hummus." "We steal presents after we earn trust. First: pin the tail on the donkey." "I refuse to pin anything on livestock." "It’s cardboard, Bill. Listen: you distract the clown." "By threatening him?" "By complimenting his balloon animals. He'll cry; clowns love validation." "And you?" "I hit the gift table. Fast hands, slow smile." "Won’t the parents notice gifts disappearing?" "We replace them with identical boxes full of brochures for my cousin’s accounting firm." "That’s evil." "Yes, but fiscally responsible." "What about the birthday kid?" "I offer him a magic trick. I make his new bike vanish." "He’ll scream." "Not if I tell him it’s an invisible bike. Kids adore imaginary things." "And escape?" "Out the bouncy castle’s emergency flap." "That exists?" "I’m a professional, Bill." "Fine. If I die in a ball pit, tell my parole officer I tried." "Also, steal the candles; they're pricey."