Run: 2026-02-16-01KHK9NRQJ6ZZQAXJRWHF07QKQ

Molly: We steal the presents tomorrow, we get rich and the children cry. Bill: The children crying is a feature, not a bug. Molly: No alarms, no sneaky tools, just style and misdirection. Bill: Misdirection? Last time you misdirected us into a charity bake sale. Molly: That cake bought us new boots. Bill: Boots don't fit if the heel collapses during a getaway. Molly: We wear sensible footwear and sing terrible jingles. Bill: Singing? The neighbors will call for therapy. Molly: Therapy is expensive; stealing is cheaper. Bill: We're thieves with hearts of coal and pockets of lint. Molly: Lint can hide treasure. Also glitter. Bill: Glitter betrays us forever. Molly: We'll use confetti camouflage, then vanish into a piñata storm. Bill: Piñatas are political now. Molly: Fine, biodegradable illusions. Bill: Do we have a plan or just optimism and glitter? Molly: Optimism, glitter, and a borrowed mascot costume. Bill: Borrowed from whom? Molly: Someone very trusting. Bill: I prefer a plan that doesn't involve costumes named Larry. Molly: Larry is committed to the bit. Bill: Then commit to leaving at dawn. Molly: Dawn is dramatic. Night is theatrical. Bill: Night is suspicious. Molly: Suspicion is our signature. Bill: Agreed.