Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKA92JMC99DGE6K4V7GXGNM

Nightlight-carved shadows pooled as Molly and Bill crouched behind a hedge, whispering like amateur villains plotting something slightly ridiculous today. Molly: "Bill, this is ridiculous." Bill: "Ridiculous is my middle name." Molly: "You don't have a middle name." Bill: "Technically I have three." Molly: "Focus. Presents." Bill: "Soft, squishy presents?" Molly: "All presents." Bill: "What about the one with glitter?" Molly: "All." Bill: "Even the ones with glitter glue?" Molly: "Especially those." Bill: "We're professional-ish." Molly: "We're also allergic to normal jobs." Bill: "And very committed to wrapping mastery." Molly: "How will we carry so many toys?" Bill: "With dramatic flair." Molly: "Or with a very large bag?" Bill: "Again with the practical thinking." Molly: "We'll need a diversion." Bill: "I can juggle cupcakes, partially competent." Molly: "Children love cupcakes." Bill: "Children also love mysteries." Molly: "So we juggle cupcakes, create a tiny riddle, and become mythic snack bandits?" Bill: "Mythic snack bandits with impeccable timing." Molly: "Impeccable? You mean sort of passable at best." Bill: "Passable is the new impeccable." Molly: "Fine. We run in, steal the glitter glue and leave confetti apology notes." Bill: "Confetti apology notes are environmentally questionable but theatrically brilliant." Molly: "Exactly. Now let's go."