Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKAHPARTZD6YR0WFAPXM34B

Molly: Window or party entrance? Bill: Gifts, cake, chaos. We do the cake. Molly: Kids scream, parents herd like confused sheep. Timing? Bill: Piñata distraction, I bring portable kazoo. Might work. Molly: You're bringing a kazoo? Bill: It screams 'fun' and covers our exit. Also glitter bombs? Molly: Glitter equals chaos equals sticky evidence. No glitter. Bill: Fine. Balloon avalanche then. You good with helium? Molly: I'm good with helium. I'm not good with toddlers. Bill: I'll handle toddlers. I studied fast toddlers in camp. Molly: Put on your charming smile. Mine is on loan today. Bill: Charming smile is reserved for bankers. For parties I have a rubber duck puppet. Molly: Duck puppet might distract, but will it open gifts? Bill: I trained it. It prefers ribbon. It will fetch bows like a bloodhound. Molly: How do you teach a duck to unzip tape? Bill: Positive reinforcement and misplaced crackers. Also small letter opener. Molly: That's practical. What's our escape route? Bill: Back lawn, under the sprinkler. Kids hate mud. We run clean. Molly: We need bags. Camouflage: party bags. Pretense: gift inspectors. Bill: I'll wear a badge that says 'Certified Balloon Inflator.' Molly: Steal all the presents, then brunch?