Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKAJ9PTPB5F1NVRY2KEENGF

They crouched behind a birthday banner, tinsel tickling their noses. Molly outlined the plan while Bill winked at a clown poster. Outside, carols, children shrieked, a parent lost a phone. The living room glowed with streamers and large teddy bears. They rehearsed silent footwork, decided on decoy gift placement, and practiced an improvised apology for toddlers. Their hands twitched for tape and ribbon like thieves reaching for familiar tools. Molly spotted a cake-safe window, Bill counted trunks of wrapping paper. They grinned at each other, the absurdity of the job punctuating their craft. This was professional ridiculousness they both loved. Molly: Let's steal cake, gifts, balloon animals, glitter, and confetti. Bill: Quiet, slick, no crying kids, grab presents, exit chimney. Molly: What about cake frosting fingerprints, Santa hat, suspicious adults? Bill: Gloves, hairnet, decoy gift, cat distraction, hurry, whisper, now Molly: Timing matters, cake smash at five, chaos gives cover. Bill: Route mapped, backdoor, toy chest, van with fake balloons. Molly: We take only wrapped presents, avoid unwrapped sentimental junk. Bill: Leave a note, signed Santa's helpers, glitter trail art. Molly: If toddlers scream, improvise with puppets and cookie diplomacy. Bill: Ready, Molly? One last check, breathe, grin, then go.