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Molly: "It's simple, Bill. We go in, blend, bag the loot, go." Bill: "That sounds like a cartoon and also like my résumé." Molly: "We dress as entertainers. Balloons, bad jokes, sticky fingers." Bill: "Entertainers? You ever met a three-year-old? They're tiny lawyers." Molly: "We charm them. Offer magic. Reveal present-summoning trick." Bill: "Present-summoning? That's not a thing." Molly: "We will invent it. You pull scarves, I pull guilt." Bill: "Guilt is heavy. Do we have a bag strong enough?" Molly: "We have a tote, sequins, and a plan that probably fails." Bill: "Probably fails? That's our brand. Improbable, slightly damp success." Molly: "Also, we leave a tiny toy as apology." Bill: "Who apologizes after stealing? You getting soft?" Molly: "Soft is cunning. Soft distracts, then pockets replace." Bill: "Pockets replace? Are you making verbs?" Molly: "Language evolves. Also cake is slippery; eat some first?" Bill: "Eat cake to case the joint. That's either genius or sugar." Molly: "Both. After sugar we sing, then we gracefully disappear." Bill: "Disappearing gracefully requires practice. I trip on confetti." Molly: "Then improvise, Bill." A papier-mâché unicorn watched them from the punch table as they practiced smiles and negotiated moral elasticity with glee quietly.