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"Molly: A children’s party, Bill. We’ve finally hit moral rock bottom." "Bill: Nonsense. Kids have too much joy. We’re just redistributing birthday inequality." "Molly: You’re stealing unicorn puzzles from toddlers." "Bill: Unicorn puzzles build unrealistic expectations. I’m basically a life coach." "Molly: Philosophical kleptomania. Lovely. What’s the plan?" "Bill: We blend in as entertainment. I juggle, you do face painting, we liberate the presents." "Molly: My artistic ability peaks at stick figures." "Bill: Perfect. Nothing distracts parents like a tragically bad tiger on their child’s forehead." "Molly: And while they’re consoling the weeping tiger, we swipe the loot?" "Bill: Exactly. You swap gift bags with our decoy sack, I wheel the real one out." "Molly: What if some kid guards the pile like a sugar‑crazed dragon?" "Bill: Then you tell them there’s a piñata emergency." "Molly: That’s not a thing." "Bill: It is when you shout ‘The candy is endangered!’" "Molly: I can’t decide if this is genius or a cry for help." "Bill: Think of the resale value on twelve remote‑control cars." "Molly: And the guilt?" "Bill: Optional accessory. Sold separately." "Molly: Fine. But I’m keeping any stuffed sloth." "Bill: Deal. Even thieves have standards." "Molly: Especially about sloths."