Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKAS927ZQTSEVXXQ7N0ABWC

"Molly: Midnight, backyard trampoline, balloons everywhere. We slip in during 'Happy Birthday.' Bill: Children's parties have security? Molly: Parents. Worse. They ask questions. Bill: Like, 'Why are you in the gift pile, sir?' Molly: Exactly. So we wear party hats. Criminal camouflage. Bill: I refuse the dinosaur hat. It makes me look like an accountant. Molly: Then wear the unicorn one. Nobody suspects a unicorn. Bill: Unicorns are suspiciously magical. Molly: Focus. Presents are stacked by the bouncy castle. We grab, exit through the side gate. Bill: What about the clown? Molly: Clown's on our payroll. Bill: We have payroll? Molly: I tipped him in balloon animals. He owes us. Bill: Great. What's the signal? Molly: When I yell, 'Who wants more juice?' you scoop the loot. Bill: And if someone says, 'Me'? Molly: Give them a juice box, take their Nintendo. Bill: Morally confusing. Molly: It's a heist, Bill. Bill: Any contingencies? Molly: If confronted, we claim we're the entertainment. Bill: I can't juggle. Molly: You can juggle lies. Bill: True. What about dogs? Molly: Bribe with hot dogs. Bill: And if the birthday kid recognizes us? Molly: We sign autographs: 'To Timmy, love, Santa.' Now grab the glitter."