Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKATW3A0DAM1JGG1XG1AFCZ

They whispered beside the birthday cake. Molly: Tonight we steal paper ribbons and bubble wrap and maybe cake. Bill: Cake? We are thieves, not dessert dredgers. Molly: Children nap, parents watch grownup magic shows, we move like confetti. Bill: Confetti has no thumbs. Focus. I scout the nap zone, you snag gifts. Molly: Wraps rustle, squeaky toys betray, but I have a strategy involving balloons and a kazoo. Bill: A kazoo? That is either brilliant or a federal offense. Molly: Both. We label each gift "temporary guardian" and slip them into my bag. Bill: How big is your bag? Molly: Big enough for five dragons and a questionable doll collection. Bill: Dragons are heavy. Are we stealing dragons too? Molly: Only the inflatable kind. We will trade cake crumbs as distraction. Bill: I will wear a party hat and a somber mustache. Molly: We will exit through the ball pit, obviously. Bill: Obvious is my middle name. Molly: Mine is "Probably Not." Bill: Then let's be professional. Molly: Professional amateurs with impeccable timing. Bill: At three, we go. Molly: At three, we go. Bill: Smile and juggle cupcakes while I hold the flashlight. Molly: Also distract them with balloon art.