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The room smelled of burnt popcorn and old fear, a place where mischief had a loud heart and a smaller conscience. On the coffee table lay a napkin with a crudely drawn blueprint of the community center, arrows scribbled in bright marker and a doodle of a stocking labeled untied. A bottle of cheap sparkling cider fizzed in the corner, a trophy from Molly's last client, who turned out to be the mayor's dog-walker. The plan, as they had decided in their own newsletter of ridiculous destiny, lived in a balance between genius and chaos. Molly sat cross-legged on the couch, cheeks flushed with that wicked-light enthusiasm she wore when schemes looked shiny and edible. Bill lounged in an armchair with one sneaker off, a look that said his mind was already margarine-softening the edges of reality. They traded whispered jokes, the kind of contented muttering that only works when the world is small and forgiving. Molly: "Bill, the plan is elegant, if not exactly legal, which is problematic." Bill: "I prefer spectacularly audacious, with costumes that spark joy and maybe confetti." Molly: "We slip in during the cake singing, and the lights go out just long enough." Bill: "That sounds like a blackout sale at a glitter factory—dangerous, but delicious today." Molly: "We’ll wear party hats, speak in whispers, and leave a trail of squeaky shoes." Bill: "Do we have a decoy breakfast, or are we the decoys with frosting?" Molly: "Decoy breakfast, obviously; frosting disguises our getaway car that is barely licensed." Bill: "And the presents—nobody notices a glittery sock under the table labeled you." Molly: "We return them to the rightful owners via feelings and ransom." Bill: "Or we just pretend to be clumsy elves and misplace everything in the pantry." Molly: "The party starts at three; we must synchronize with the balloon clock." Bill: "Agreed, but if the cake vanishes, no one will suspect sprinkles." The room seems to hold its breath, as if the walls themselves were listening for the sound of their own sworn secrecy. The napkin map catches the light and glints like something both ridiculous and somehow possible. They lean toward one another, elbows knocking softly, sharing the same grin you reserve for a very bad joke that somehow keeps paying off. Outside, a dog barks and a kid yells, not in alarm but as if auditioning for a chorus in some wildly incompetent opera. For Molly and Bill, the moment feels almost ceremonial: a vow to chase glitter and giggles, a permission slip to dream of harmless mischief, and a reminder that sooner or later every great caper ends with a pie in the face and a chorus of "you almost had it."