Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKAXEDWV27KG4WC8AY9CQQ5

Molly: Checklist? Bill: Costume? Molly: Clown from the inflatable castle. You? Bill: Balloon-animal distraction. Also I learned a magic trick. Molly: Good. Gifts are shiny, wrapped, and suspiciously sugar-fueled. Bill: Kids are fast. Cake is slower. Parents are blind. Molly: We only take off-brand action figures and glitterless jewelry. Bill: And chocolate? Molly: Only emergency chocolate. No molasses disasters. Bill: Escape route? Molly: Balloon arch to the alley, scooter stash behind the piñata vendor. Bill: Piñata vendor? We're friends with the piñata vendor? Molly: We bribe with balloon hats. Bill: Timing? Molly: When the magician sawing himself—no, wait—the magician sawing the assistant. Actually when everyone watches the bouncy castle. Bill: Signal? Molly: My cough. Your honk? Bill: Honk will sound like a kazoo. Classic. Molly: Remember: tiny shoes, big pockets. Bill: Also return note: Thanks for the toys. Keep the taxes. Molly: Comedy, not chaos. Bill: Ready? Molly: Ready. Bill: Steal the thunder and the cookies. Molly: Don't forget the wrapping paper recycler. Bill: We recycle? It's a heist, not a landfill. Molly: Fine. Take the gift bags too. Bill: And the goodie bags. Small, but ceremonial. Molly: Meet at midnight on the playground merry-go-round. Bill: Gumboots for stealth puddle.