Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKAYH4PQ7JJS7N7GF1CQV1S

Molly: "Step one, we blend in like fondant ninjas; that means smiles, napkins, and zero sermons on dental hygiene." Bill: "Important question: what's our cover? I can only juggle cookies if I’m eating them simultaneously." Molly: "We’re distant cousins of the cake, here to offer moral support until it’s sliced." Bill: "So we orbit the frosting, nod at balloons, and quietly harvest gifts like benevolent raccoons?" Molly: "Precisely, only less crinkly. Remember, the squeak of wrapping paper is basically an alarm." Bill: "Then we speak in whispers so soft even sprinkles can’t hear us." Molly: "Also, keep eye contact with the nearest toddler; they can smell uncertainty." Bill: "I’ll project confident nap energy. Kids respect a man who believes in naps." Molly: "If cornered, compliment the piñata’s leadership qualities and pivot." Bill: "Pivot to where?" Molly: "To the refreshment table, the Switzerland of parties. Neutral, sticky, and diplomatically useful." Bill: "And the exit?" Molly: "Exists in our hearts until dessert. Never antagonize a child mid-cupcake." Bill: "Understood. If asked to sing, I only know the chorus of Happy Birthday seventeen times." Molly: "Perfect. Monotony is camouflage." Bill: "What if a parent suspects?" Molly: "We return decoys and glow with altruism."