Run: 2026-02-16-01KHKRAHBE1HQVGXTSXHRFBE6R

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Duration:
14.8s

Model input

User/Human
You are a author of comedic heist books. Please write a 500 word scene that has 30% words of dialogue between two thieves named Molly and Bill who are planning to break into a children's party to steal all the presents. Only include the prose of the scene without any markdown or commentary.

Model response

AI
Old community center smelled of stale pizza and cheap perfume, the kind of scent that clung to cheap cardboard tables and half‑deflated balloons. Molly paced over a pile of glitter‑covered invitations, her boots scuffing the cracked linoleum, while Bill leaned against a stack of folded napkins, his eyes fixed on a crayon‑drawn map of the cul‑de‑sac that led to the house with the blue balloons. ‘We’ve got a solid lead,’ Molly said, tapping a red X she’d drawn over the target house. ‘The party starts at seven, the parents will be busy with the cake, and the kids will be distracted by the clown. That gives us a ten‑minute window to slip in, grab the gifts, and disappear before anyone notices the missing toys.’ ‘Sounds easy,’ Bill replied, his voice low and conspiratorial. ‘Except the kids are like tiny security cameras. One squeal and the whole operation collapses into a mess of confetti and tears.’ Molly laughed, a sharp, nervous chortle. ‘We’ll wear clown costumes. No one will suspect a clown with a sack of loot. And we’ll bring a portable speaker to drown out the squeals.’ ‘What about the parents?’ Bill asked, raising an eyebrow. ‘They’re the real threat. They’ll spot us if we’re not careful.’ ‘We’ll slip in through the back door, where the garden gnome is half‑buried. I’ve got a lock‑pick set that can handle the rusted latch. And I’ll use the inflatable pool as a distraction—fill it with foam, pretend it’s a water‑balloon fight, and the kids will be too busy to notice us.’ ‘Brilliant,’ Bill said, nodding. ‘We’ll need a getaway bike. I’ll park the old mountain bike behind the shed, and we’ll ride out the same way we came in. No police, no alarms, just a few startled parents and a mountain of stolen toys.’ Molly glanced at wall clock. ‘We have an hour. Let’s pack the gear.’ She tossed a sack of black gloves, a set of night‑vision goggles, and a tiny bag marked “Presents” into a battered duffel. Bill pulled out a roll of duct tape, a flashlight, and a rubber chicken for… reasons. ‘Ready?’ Molly asked, her eyes glittering with mischief. ‘Ready as I’ll be,’ Bill replied, slapping the rubber chicken against his forearm. ‘Let’s make this party unforgettable—just not for the kids.’ The night grew colder as they packed the duffel. Bill tested portable speaker, a low hum that rattled the cheap chairs in the empty hallway. They slipped on black gloves, feeling the latex stretch over their fingers. Outside, the garden gnome stared at the moon, its painted smile a silent witness. Old mountain bike creaked as Bill pushed it toward the shed, its rusted chain still functional. Molly adjusted the sack marked “Presents,” ensuring the fake label wouldn’t arouse suspicion. They shared a conspiratorial grin, then turned toward back door. Night air smelled of damp grass and anticipation, and a child’s laugh drifted from party house, a reminder that their heist would be remembered for the wrong reasons.

Evaluation details

Result Evaluator Details Meta Data
99.9840% Matches word count n/a
neededCleanfalse
words502
83.9193% Dialogue to Total Word Ratio
Ratio: 31.87%, Deviation: 1.87%
neededCleanfalse
wordsTotal502
wordsDialogue160
91.9516%