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The night before the birthday bash, Molly slipped into the cramped apartment that served as their planning headquarters, a room that smelled of stale pizza and half‑finished spreadsheets. She spread a crumpled invitation on the kitchen table, the cartoon unicorns and glittering balloons a stark contrast to the seriousness of their mission. Bill lounged on a sagging couch, munching on a stale donut, his eyes flickering between the invitation and the half‑empty bottle of cheap whiskey. They had been hired by a mysterious client known only as “The Elf”, who claimed that the presents at the party were worth a small fortune in rare comic books and limited‑edition action figures. The client’s instructions were simple: get in, grab the loot, get out before the birthday girl blew out the candles. Molly’s mind raced with images of a sack overflowing with shiny toys, while Bill imagined the look on the parents’ faces when they discovered their children’s birthday gifts vanished into thin air. Molly pulled a battered notebook from her bag and began sketching a crude floor plan of the community center. She marked the main entrance, the inflatable castle, the gift table, and the fire‑escape that led to a narrow alley behind the building. Bill, who had a talent for turning any situation into a joke, nudged a stray sock toward the wall and said, “If we get caught, we can always claim we were just testing the fire‑safety alarm.” The two thieves exchanged glances, the kind that said they’d been through more heists than a sitcom’s season finale. The plan was simple, yet absurd enough to make even the most seasoned security guard raise an eyebrow. They would arrive early, pose as volunteers, set up a fake piñata, and let the chaos of the party cover their movements. The only thing missing was a solid excuse for why a grown‑up would be lugging a massive bag of shredded paper through a children’s celebration. Molly: “The party starts at three, we have thirty minutes before the kids flood the hall.” Bill: “Thirty minutes? That’s barely enough to slip past the clown’s balloon arch and avoid confetti.” Molly: “We’ll use the service door behind the inflatable castle; the lock is a cheap combo the staff never changes.” Bill: “I’ll distract the kids with a banana‑peel slip; the clown will be the hero and the parents will be filming.” Molly: “While they’re busy, I’ll grab the gift boxes and hide them in a piñata‑style bag; no one will suspect a thing.” Bill: “If the camera catches us, I’ll loop it with dancing puppies; the staff loves that.” Molly: “After the loot, we’ll slip out the fire‑escape and meet the boat by the river; two blocks away.” Bill: “Let’s rehearse the banana slip now; I need a banana and a lot of confidence.” Molly tucked the invitation into her coat pocket, and Bill slipped the banana into his shirt pocket, both grinning like kids about to pull off the most ridiculous caper of their careers.