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The air in the storage unit was thick with dust and the faint, lingering smell of mothballs. It was not the typical milieu for high-stakes criminal plotting. Molly, a woman with the focused intensity of a chess grandmaster, adjusted a blueprint taped to a filing cabinet. Bill, meanwhile, was fidgeting with a neon pink party hat, trying to get the elastic to snap just right against his stubbled chin. “The target is soft,” Molly stated, tapping a point on the schematic. “Minimal security. A single, weary parent. A herd of sugared-up five-year-olds. Our ingress is the side gate, during the peak chaos of the piñata ritual.” Bill let the hat snap. “I still think the clown disguise has merit. High visibility, yes, but also perfect camouflage. No one questions a clown.” “Everyone questions a clown, Bill. Especially a clown who smells of cheap coffee and regret.” She didn’t look up. “You’ll be the magician. ‘Marvin the Magnificent’. It gets you inside, close to the gift table. Your case is lined with mylar. One sweep, presents in the false bottom. Simple.” “A magician,” Bill mused, putting the party hat on a rusty garden gnome. “Do I have to do actual magic? My sleight of hand is… more ‘hand’ than ‘sleight’.” “You’ll do one trick. The disappearing candy. You palm it. The children are easily dazzled.” She pulled a smaller diagram from her folder. “The loot. Primary targets: anything electronic, branded, or containing rare earth minerals. Secondary: high-end plush toys, resale value moderate. We leave the crayons and the play-dough.” Bill peered over her shoulder. “You’ve categorized them by estimated street value? Molly, it’s a bunch of action figures and sparkly shoes.” “It’s a principle, Bill. Professionalism. This isn’t a smash-and-grab. It’s a surgical strike.” She finally looked at him, her gaze steely. “The exfil is critical. You create a diversion. Release the ‘confetti chickens’.” Bill brightened. “I like the chickens.” “They’re battery-operated, neon, and they vibrate aggressively. The children will chase them. In the ensuing pandemonium, you walk out the front gate with the case. I’ll be in the getaway vehicle.” She pointed to a photograph of a minivan with a magnetic “Balloonatic” sign on the door. “A minivan? Our last job, we had a motorcycle with a sidecar.” “And we got stuck in a hedge. This is inconspicuous. It says ‘family’. It says ‘harmless’.” She handed him a small, glittery wand. “Your prop. The tip is a universal screwdriver. For any troublesome packaging.” Bill twirled the wand, nearly dropping it. “Right. So, timeline? I do my ‘abracadabra’ thing, stuff the presents, chicken-chaos, and vanish.” “Precisely. Synchronize watches.” She held up her wrist. “Piñata panic commences at 3:15 PM. You move at 3:17. Confetti chickens at 3:22. Exfil at 3:25. I’ll have the engine running.” Bill sighed, looking at the blueprint of the suburban backyard, a world of bouncy castles and juice boxes. “We’ve hit armored cars, Bill. We’ve cracked museum cases. And now we’re stealing a six-year-old’s talking dinosaur.” Molly allowed herself a thin, sharp smile. “The security on a museum case is predictable. The emotional volatility of a child who didn’t get the last slice of cake is not. This, my friend, is our greatest challenge. Now, go practice your rabbit-in-the-hat routine. Only, you know, with presents.”