Run: 2026-02-16-01KHM5DHJHK72T8BZ47MM3QP6X

“It’s a kid’s birthday party, Bill. Not the royal mint.” “The principle is the same, Molly! Opportunity and execution. This is a soft target, but a fortress of unpredictability. Our biggest threat isn’t a guard, it’s a sugar-crazed seven-year-old.” “So what’s the plan?” “We go in as distant relatives. You create a distraction. I suggest a full-blown tantrum over the lack of gluten-free cake options.” “And then?” “While the parents are pacifying you, I’ll slip into the ‘gift room’—the walk-in closet under the stairs. I’ll pass the loot out the small window to our getaway driver.” “We have a getaway driver?” “My cousin Vinny. He’ll be waiting in the minivan, disguised as a soccer mom. We load the swag and we’re gone before they even cut the cake.” “Bill, this is the most ridiculous, over-complicated plan you’ve ever had.” “Is that a no?” “It’s a ‘what’s my cut?’ Do they have a piñata? I want first swing at the piñata.”