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“The target’s a fortified birthday party. Six-year-old’s stronghold. Lotta glitter.” “Guards?” “Two adults. Highly emotional. Distracted by a piñata and cake logistics. The loot is in the designated ‘gift zone’ by the fireplace.” “Entry?” “We pose as clowns. ‘Bubbles’ and ‘Sniffles.’ You’re Sniffles.” “I hate that.” “It’s good misdirection. You’ll have a fake sneezing fit. While the parents fetch a tissue, I disable the sentry—a terrier named Mr. Wiggles—with a strategic sausage chunk.” “And then?” “We load the swag into the oversized clown car. Quick and clean.” “What’s the exit strategy?” “Chaos. I release six pounds of rainbow-colored balloons. The kids swarm. We vanish in the pandemonium.” “Seems air-tight. What’s our cut?” “Fifty-fifty. You get the Legos and action figures. I take all stuffed animals and any cash from cards.” “Deal. What’s the worst that can happen?” “We get caught and have to sit through a magic show. The horror. Meet at the safe house at thirteen-hundred hours. Bring your red nose.”