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The air in the abandoned arcade was thick with the ghosts of popcorn grease and broken dreams. Molly, her hair a vibrant pink under a beanie, traced a finger over a blueprint spread across a malfunctioning Skee-Ball lane. Bill, a man built like a reluctant refrigerator, polished a monocle with intense, unnecessary focus. “It’s a hard target, Bill,” Molly said, not looking up. “Perimeter is a white picket fence, but the inner cordon is a nightmare. Hyper-vigilant parents fueled by artisanal coffee and competitive parenting blogs.” Bill placed the monocle over his eye, squinting at the schematic. “The primary objective is clear: the gift table. Usually positioned near the patio doors for optimal ‘oohing’ and ‘ahhing.’ Secondary hazards?” “Clown,” Molly stated flatly. “A ‘Bubbles the Merry’ scheduled from two to three. Unpredictable. Could be a distraction, could be a loose cannon. Also, a seven-year-old birthday girl, Isabella, rumored to have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. She’s the wild card.” Bill nodded, stroking an imaginary beard. “We go in soft. No explosives, no lasers. This is a surgical strike.” “My thoughts exactly.” Molly produced two small costumes from a duffel bag. “Infiltration uniforms.” Bill held up the tiny, sequined outfit. It was a fairy costume, complete with iridescent wings. “This is a size six. I am a size forty-eight.” “It’s not for you, you great lug. It’s for me. I’m ‘Sparkle,’ Bubbles the Merry’s new assistant. You,” she said, tossing him a brown, fuzzy onesie with a tail, “are ‘Mr. Nibbles.’” “The rat?” “The squirrel. You’re the birthday girl’s favorite storybook character. You’ll provide a focused distraction while I, as Sparkle, maneuver near the gift table. During the chaos of the clown’s ‘magic’ bucket spillage—a little soap and water mix I’ll provide—you create a diversion. Squirrel-based panic.” “What’s my motivation?” Bill asked, peering through an eye-hole in the squirrel head. “Nuts. You’re obsessed with them. I’ll have a pouch. You give chase, knock over the punch bowl, the whole bit. While the adults are dealing with a hyperactive rodent and a sticky flood, I’ll load the loot into Bubbles’s oversized ‘balloon animal’ bag.” Bill shifted uncomfortably. “The extraction?” “Same as ingress. We exit through the side gate. Bubbles’s van is our getaway car. I’ve already sub-contracted him. He thinks we’re performance artists doing an immersive piece on consumerism. He’s getting a ‘stipend.’” A long silence stretched between them, broken only by the faint buzz of a dead neon sign. Bill finally spoke, his voice low. “The moral weight of this, Molly. Stealing from children… on their day of celebration. The sheer audacity.” Molly looked at him, her expression serious. Then she broke into a grin. “They’re all from ‘Uncle’ Steve. The guy’s a dentist with more money than sense. It’s all high-end educational toys. Quantum physics for toddlers, Bill. We’re not stealing joy; we’re fencing future PhDs on the black market. We’re practically academics.” Bill considered this, the squirrel head nodding slowly. “The fence?” “Already has a buyer in Switzerland. A collector. Calls it ‘Unfulfilled Potential Art.’” She folded the blueprint. “So? Are you in, Mr. Nibbles?” Bill sighed, a sound like a tired bellows. He pulled the squirrel head fully over his head. His voice was muffled. “I want a bigger cut. And therapy afterwards.” “Deal,” said Molly, slipping the fairy wings over her shoulders. “Now, let’s go over the bubble solution formula one more time. The viscosity has to be just right for maximum slip.”